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Mud Hogging in a Ford Festiva…

March 8, 2016 by Cotton Rohrscheib Leave a Comment

Not Actual Vehicle

Not Actual Vehicle

The other day Layne Fortenberry and I were on the interstate coming home from Memphis and were somewhere on that long stretch of road between West Memphis and Earle when we both glanced about 500 yards or so off the interstate and noticed a Ford Festiva stuck in the middle of a beautiful green wheat field (miles from the interstate and discernable neighborhood or road).

Surrounding the car were ruts that were barely visible from our distant vantage point but what was obvious was the hood on the car that was up. The car looked so out of place that we both immediately started laughing and trying to guess what kind of story goes along w/ why the car is in the middle of someone’s wheat field.

I insisted that it wasn’t the actions of a lone driver, because I’ve been in those losing scenarios before where bad decisions just keep making things worse. Sure, they are funny as crap later on, but in the moment the severity never outweighs the joy –that’s usually fueled by alcohol, or something else. I told Layne that I’d like to think that there was someone in the passenger seat encouraging them to just “give it a little more gas”

There’s also that whole realization that “now we got to walk out of here” moment. That would also be a pretty fun trek to witness since the car came to rest miles from the nearest home or business.

I’ll be perfectly honest, I don’t miss my rough and rowdy days very much –except when I see something like this, and I just can’t help but laugh until my side starts hurting.

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The Cotton Club is a monthly podcast hosted by me, Cotton Rohrscheib. I'm a 52 year old entrepreneur w/ ADHD, OCD (and now AARP) that refuses to grow up as I grow old. I have collaborated and invested in hundreds of projects throughout my career in multiple industries such as; technology, healthcare, and agriculture. I also have 25 years experience in the marketing industry as a co-founder of an award-winning advertising agency. I will undoubtedly cover a wide variety of topics on my podcast while sharing some really crazy stories and situations that I've been fortunate to witness firsthand. I also have a book coming out in 2025 titled, "Mistakes were Made"

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